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Small Talk
“Reaper! You’re on in five pages.”
Small Talk
“Take us to your vodka.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I’ve hated Tom Brady forever, but I’ll always be grateful to him for giving us something else to talk about.”
Small Talk
“We know nothing. We’ll be back in five minutes with nothing more.”
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Small Talk
“It’s still too flattering—keep looking.”
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“Believe it or not, some people don’t want kids.”
Small Talk
“Mistakes were made.”
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“Non-traditional office space should be more fun.”
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Small Talk
“Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Sorry, I can’t make it tonight—I have too good a parking spot.”
Small Talk
“Whom shall I say is arresting?”
Small Talk
“Why do you put yourself under such pressure?”
Small Talk
“There he is. The ringer.”
Small Talk
“’Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine.”
Small Talk
“Yeah, I’m at that awkward age where all my friends are starting families, or rehab.”
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Small Talk
“As long as you don’t sign anything in blood you should be O.K.”
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“He’s so co-dependent, I usually board him, but the conference is only three days. Just make sure to let him out from nine to five to do his business. Oh—and treats are in the liquor cabinet.”
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“Your three o’clock moved to two o’clock, your two o’clock moved to one o’clock, and your one o’clock said you’re fired.”