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“Ironically, all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the ‘Nice’ list.”
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“If Basquiat painted it, you wouldn’t say the naïveté seems forced.”
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“So now I guess I’ll have to meet your friends.”
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“Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing—you’ve been faking liking football the whole time?”
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“Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable.”
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“I can’t believe I waited this long to get a financial-support animal.”
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“I wrote, self-published, and remaindered it myself.”
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“I begged you not to drink all that blood. Now you’ll just have to hold it until sunset.”
Small Talk
“ … and the sales call was coming from inside the house!”
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“We took the Atlantic.”
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“I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him?”
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“He’s got the ball, he’s at the 30, the 20, the 10, he’s running past the end zone, he’s leaving the stadium, he’s meeting his wife at the train station, they’re getting on the 3:27 to Hudson Station and buying a small home near the Catskills, they’re raising a family, they’re watching their kids grow old, he’s getting sick, he passes away peacefully in his sleep, he’s at his funeral—and folks—it’s a beautiful ceremony! What a game!”
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