“Good evening, and welcome to the Situation Room.”
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“They were apparently more advanced than we thought.”
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“I told you it was too soon to ride the subway.”
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“Now don’t do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once.”
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“Wait—we can vote?”
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“The irony is I’ve always considered myself a champion of the little guy.”
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“No, you’ve got it right. Hammer second to last, then mace all the way to the outside.”
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“Does the court promise to listen to me? Really listen?”
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“Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn’t enough.”
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“Now get to chiseling.”
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“Is this Orwellian or Kafka-esque?”
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“Yes, I get it. You love him unconditionally and will welcome him with open arms always, but you have to admit he’s kind of the worst.”
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“I thought when I got my Ph.D. things would be different, but I am still a chicken.”
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“We can’t rule out Antifa.”
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“Are you sure you wouldn’t rather just get the vaccine?”
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“I’m really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it.”
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“Look at him, strutting around as though the last four years never happened.”
