Skip to Content
“Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don’t underestimate their numbers!!”
“If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes, and hoard your wealth, you can someday, in an act of extreme self-indulgent, meaningless vanity, be an astronaut.”
“Bill … you’re home early … ”
“Oh, Great One! We offer you this sacrificial lamb and your choice of any two side dishes.”
“What did you think we do after the holidays?”
“You’ve got to stop rapturing me back here every time you have a tech question, Dad.”
“We’re just on a vacation. You don’t have to add ‘of the dead.’”
“I’m afraid your test results came back with a frowny face and a rain cloud.”
“It’s technically a milkshake, but if I call it a ‘smoothie,’ I can have it for breakfast.”
“And best of all, it’s meat-free.”
“Mooom! Billy is founding a multi-national tech company!”
“Oh yeah? Well, I quit my job before it was cool.”
“Find help!”
“You know how it is. Now every time I get a little cough, I think it’s the black plague.”
“Oh criminy, now we have to make an effort.”
“For some reason, people drink a lot less since I brought my twin brother into the business.”
“Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!”
“So, tin cans and just general garbage and stuff. Do we want any appetizers?”