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“Politics has divided everything.”
“I told you this would be better than a bird feeder. Heh. I’ll go brew some coffee.”
“If you’re that cold, put on another sweater vest.”
“You pull one thorn out of a lion’s paw and suddenly he won’t stop calling you.”
“I need to stop dating ex-cons.”
“Isn’t this nice?”
“You forgot this.”
“I have no trouble falling asleep, and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen.”
“I know you’re trying to kill me, but this is actually quite fun!”
“First.”
“I picked the wrong year to start journaling.”
“Can I put you on hold? My country is on fire.”
“Look at him, strutting around as though the last four years never happened.”
“I’m really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it.”
“Are you sure you wouldn’t rather just get the vaccine?”
“We can’t rule out Antifa.”
“I thought when I got my Ph.D. things would be different, but I am still a chicken.”