Skip to Content
“Now who’s a chump for retiring while he’s still young enough to enjoy it?”
“He’s not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is.”
“Aww, damn—now nature’s gone woke!”
“There’s no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me—I’m a chicken who ordered a beer.”
“Great plundering, men!! And special kudos to Lars for remembering the reusable bags!”
“The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming.”
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my A.A. sponsor walks into mine.”
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! …”
When Chicagoans visit the ocean.
“Hey, Frenchie, you call this paupiettes de boeuf aux légumes?”
“In case you didn’t notice, I just gave you a wink.”
“Really? You’re not even a little bit insulted?”
“Some people don’t even try.”
“Things have finally turned around. I feel like I’m in a really good place.”
