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Small Talk
“Double-breasted is making a comeback.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s a tip jar.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Crap. I overslept.”
Small Talk
“You dog, you.”
Small Talk
“Sometimes I question his priorities.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Hey, let’s mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop.”
Small Talk
“Oh, no, you read it right—the sign said ‘matinee,’ but also, it’s in manatee.”
Small Talk
“Look, there’s even more buttons and stuff up there.”
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Small Talk
“Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty.”
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Small Talk
“I don’t like losing control and murdering people, but I’ve grown quite partial to the hat.”
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Small Talk
Small Talk
Five seconds before the first Turducken.
Small Talk
“You just keep him away from my kid, O.K.?”
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“I can’t take another memoir.”
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“I’ve been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?”
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“I don’t think you’re genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you’re just putting googly eyes on fruit.”