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Small Talk
Small Talk
“O.K., O.K., people—we’re not workshopping these. They’re already set in stone.”
Small Talk
“This is where they’re getting in.”
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“Honestly, I don’t know how I cooked all those years before I got the husband gate.”
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“I regret believing in reincarnation.”
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“Did you remember to take the trash in?”
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“I used to say, ‘Live and learn,’ but now I say, ‘Make one mistake and it’ll be all over the Internet and then you’re screwed.’”
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“I told you to stop doing this if you’re going to approach each table saying, ‘Little help here.’”
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“She does everything he does—backward, forward, and diagonally—only in high heels.”
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“At least they’re no longer talking about the pandemic.”
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“No Shakespeare yet. But they are churning out 10 new drug names a week.”
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“So I told her you have to talk to your plants! Show them you care! But you know Fran, it’s all in one ear, out the other. So finally dessert came … ”
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“It’s come to my attention that you’ve been pushing the box and thinking outside the envelope, Jenson.”
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“Hey, Alexa—turn the heat down to 63, lock the door when we leave, raise the children, get them into a good school, leave them the house when we pass away, and have them bury us in companion plots on a hill at Green-Wood Cemetery.”
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“I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack.”
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“The price is for the neck up. Anything else is extra.”
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“Women! Am I right?”
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“With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed.”
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“Ooh, I think I know who this is from.”
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“So, I’d love for us to think of this as less of a trial and more of a curated trial experience.”
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