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“On the plus side, we can really use the rain.”
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“I think I can handle kids splashing myself.”
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“I don’t like crackers, I abhor bad grammar, and I refuse to refer to myself in the third person.”
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“Biden ate my homework.”
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“You crawled out of the primordial soup. You can handle an interview.”
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“Based on your purchase of bullets, duct tape, and a silencer, you may also like a shovel.”
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“Your parents sent you a care package of cookies, dorm essentials, and an immigration attorney.”
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Gen A.
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“And make sure you’re home by curfew, or your father will be out looking for you in his cycling outfit.”
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“He’s going to ask you if clipper ship is the seafood special. Just laugh.”
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“I voted for him because I liked his impalement policy, but I never thought this would happen.”
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“Oh, the usual … A bong rip. DraftKings. Xbox, DoorDash, Pornhub. A quick cry, a vow to change, pass out on the couch. What’s up for your night?”
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“You, with a torn rotator cuff and a bad knee—not a good idea!”
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“I can’t perch anymore, but they’re worth it.”
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2025 so far.
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“Ooh, is that the new diabetes Talking iMeter 5?”
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The United States of Brunettes
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A historic event in Candyland. When m met m.