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Small Talk
“Offering free Wi-Fi was genius.”
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Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.
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Murders and Acquisitions
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Chuck’s Wagon of Dazzle.
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“You won’t be needing that book, young lady!”
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“You call that having a little work done?”
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“It’s not the timing of our relationship that’s wrong. It’s the lighting.”
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“We’re waiting to have kids until Ted grows up.”
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“Finally, some food.”
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“An excessive salary is nice, but it’s hard to beat exorbitant bonuses.”
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“It’s refreshing to meet a despot with a sense of ergonomics.”
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“I hope it’s socks and underwear.”
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“I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels.”
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“Hi, honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We’re almost out of poetry.”
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“It’s hard not to take a mutiny personally.”
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