“I was a best-seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster!”
Small Talk
Risko’s Sketchbook
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“Well, well, well … if it isn’t Farfalle the show-off.”
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“It’s not you, it’s me. Well, me and Cthulhu.”
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“If they don’t like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food.”
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“Go ahead, I can listen and text.”
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“Getting coal in my stocking is part of my winter energy plan.”
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“I’m the genie of plumbing. You still get three wishes, but they have to stay within the parameters of plumbing.”
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“Climb into my dream sack, or ye shall meet the wrath of Gloomgore. I am Gloomgore. Yee hee. Yee hee.”
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“Let’s get our stories straight. Was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?”
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“Good morning, passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the plane leaves the ground and you’re not on it, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. Also, please remember to have your boarding passes and identification ready.”
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“You got lots of nice birthday cards. Why are you dwelling on the one negative one?”
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“Peanuts! Working for peanuts and without proper benefits here!”
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“When you tell your father how you’re dropping out of college to be a Renaissance Faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character.”
