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Small Talk
“How come an algorithm can figure out what I want for my birthday, but you still think I want a blender?”
Small Talk
“Psst! Would you mind giving me a hand with the last brick?”
Small Talk
“Remember—this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket.”
Small Talk
“How soon after the summer ends can we start to complain about not taking full advantage of the summer?”
Small Talk
“Does it trouble you that he’s started putting the word ‘Constitution’ in air quotes?”
Small Talk
“What really worries me is what’s going to happen when they take him off the steroids.”
Small Talk
“The numbers don’t lie—we have accountants to do that.”
Small Talk
“They say at least 80 percent of us are wearing the wrong size.”
Small Talk
“I feel kind of bad for 2021. We’re putting an awful lot of pressure on it.”
Small Talk
“I’m going to need your room cleaned by end of day.”
Small Talk
“Today on The Godcast, what if I told you ‘commandments’ were more like ‘suggestments’?”
Small Talk
“We used to be a nation of laws.”
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“I want a divorce, dinner’s ready, and I’m shrinking. Let me know if any of that piques your interest.”
Small Talk
“That ends what experiment?”
Small Talk
“One leg at a time, Mr. Vance.”
Small Talk
“I said I’m sorry.”
