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The Met Ball Hall of … Fame? If you thought this year’s event looked like a cross between Halloween and the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, you aren’t alone. They don’t call it the “Costume” Institute for nothing

What If … WeWork’s flamed-out founder, Adam Neumann, were made head of the World Bank?

Anarchists in the Kitchen? What if The Great British Bake Off were an Antifa sleeper cell?

Lindsey Graham Serves a Stiff One What if he loses his Senate seat and opens a slightly dowdy gay bar called Feathers?

Flunkies What if Trump’s pardoned miscreants all had to teach grade school?

What if … Cher Were Postmaster General? She’s been trying to volunteer at her Malibu post office. What might happen if she got the top job?

No-Brain Teaser A few questions that should have been on the cognitive test Trump boasts he “aced”

“Kanye West Put the Kardashian Sisters to Open the Dictionary!” Recent headlines and quotations from international glossies, courtesy of Google Translate

Second-Class Goopsters Thanks to Goop for Men, now the average guy can feel just as bad about his physical self as women do