Henry Alford
Second-Class Goopsters
Thanks to Goop for Men, now the average guy can feel just as bad about his physical self as women do
“Kanye West Put the Kardashian Sisters to Open the Dictionary!”
Recent headlines and quotations from international glossies, courtesy of Google Translate
The (Kanye) West Wing
Imagining his first 100 days
No-Brain Teaser
A few questions that should have been on the cognitive test Trump boasts he “aced”
What if … Cher Were Postmaster General?
She’s been trying to volunteer at her Malibu post office. What might happen if she got the top job?
Flunkies
What if Trump’s pardoned miscreants all had to teach grade school?
Lindsey Graham Serves a Stiff One
What if he loses his Senate seat and opens a slightly dowdy gay bar called Feathers?
Anarchists in the Kitchen?
What if The Great British Bake Off were an Antifa sleeper cell?
What if … the Queen Enters the Dating Scene?
Single and ready to mingle
What If …
WeWork’s flamed-out founder, Adam Neumann, were made head of the World Bank?
The Met Ball Hall of … Fame?
If you thought this year’s event looked like a cross between Halloween and the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, you aren’t alone. They don’t call it the “Costume” Institute for nothing
And Five, Six, Seven, Eight!
Lovers of Sondheim bolted to this gritty piano bar in Greenwich Village to grieve—and sing!
Tucker Carlson, Hollywood Sensitivity Coach?
What if the Fox News host switched jobs?
How to Not Commit Suicide in Russia
Even if you’re one of Vladimir Putin’s allies, you stand a good chance of catching a fatal case of the glums
