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Henry Alford


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Second-Class Goopsters Thanks to Goop for Men, now the average guy can feel just as bad about his physical self as women do

“Kanye West Put the Kardashian Sisters to Open the Dictionary!” Recent headlines and quotations from international glossies, courtesy of Google Translate

No-Brain Teaser A few questions that should have been on the cognitive test Trump boasts he “aced”

What if … Cher Were Postmaster General? She’s been trying to volunteer at her Malibu post office. What might happen if she got the top job?

Flunkies What if Trump’s pardoned miscreants all had to teach grade school?

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