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Pete Hegseth pushes up, Kash Patel punches down, and Donald Trump sends the National Guard all around
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Prince Harry huffs, Pete Hegseth puffs, and Donald Trump glows up the White House
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Sarah Ferguson has friends in low places, Donald Trump is U.N.-unfriendly, and Melania Trump begins her Christmas grifting
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Peter Thiel hymns the Antichrist, Pam Bondi hates hate speech, and Donald Trump has mourned long enough
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Scott Bessent wants to step outside, Eric Adams wants to stay put, and Oliver North wants to put a ring on it
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Xi Jinping parades his influence, Prince Andrew evades his past, and Donald Trump degrades the White House (even more)
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Laura Loomer gains influence, the Princess of Wales gains highlights, and Samuel Pepys gains notoriety
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Melania Trump meddles, R.F.K. Jr. backpedals, and Kristi Noem unsettles
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J. D. Vance evades old ladies, Donald Trump invades Washington, D.C., and Taylor Swift prevails over Jeffrey Epstein
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Marjorie Taylor Greene laments, Alan Dershowitz sues, and Sydney Sweeney enflames
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Jeffrey Epstein haunts, Tulsi Gabbard conceals, and Donald Trump cheats
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Hunter Biden vents, Tucker Carlson ferments, and Donald Trump misrepresents
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Donald Trump covers up, Kristi Noem backtracks, and the Windsors talk peace
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Elon Musk proposes a new party, Donald Trump floats a new fragrance, and Emmanuel Macron struggles to be seen
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David Beckham reaches out, the Sussexes let go, and Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez don’t hold back
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Mary Miller gets ready for her close-up, Donald Trump takes aim at protesters, and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. fires all the vaccine experts
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Two former champions collide—swollen head to swollen head—in our special Trump vs. Musk poll. But which blowhard billionaire blustered the best?
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Kim Jong Un sinks his battleship, Sydney Sweeney sells her bathwater, and Emmanuel Macron savors a slap
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Lauren Sánchez is inescapable, Kristi Noem is inexcusable, and Melania Trump is invisible
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Donald Trump covets a plane, Sean Combs craves baby oil, and Joe Biden regrets rien
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Lady Gaga warbles, Marjorie Taylor Greene howls, and Prince Harry wails
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Pete Hegseth looks for leaks, George Santos begs for a pardon, and Jack Schlossberg won’t go to any party he wasn’t invited to
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Kristi Noem gets robbed, J. D. Vance kills the Pope (possibly), and Pete Hegseth stumblebums around the Pentagon