George Kalogerakis
The Attention-Whore Index
Elon Musk wants your financial information, Eric Adams suffers yet more humiliation, and Donald Trump spins lies without hesitation
Eternal Flame
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Elon Musk is selling the farm, J. D. Vance is twisting arms, and for Kanye West, the Third Reich’s the charm
The Attention-Whore Index
Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t like your accent, Donald Trump doesn’t like your color, and Russell Brand doesn’t like your sexual-abuse allegations
The Attention-Whore Index
Elon Musk is raising heil, DeepSeek is causing angst, and Donald Trump is bringing back the Sturm und Drang
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Donald Trump goes low, Elon Musk goes Sieg heil!, and Mark Zuckerberg goes so macho
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Elon Musk is in a frenzy, Steve Bannon is green with envy, and Mark Zuckerberg seeks “masculine energy”
A Short, Sordid History of Prince Andrew
From pedophile pals to a teddy-bear obsession, Randy Andy’s life story—condensed into one sentence
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Elon Musk is sticking his oar in, George Santos is enduring, and Matt Gaetz is concerned about his contouring
The Attention Whore of the Year Awards
Elon? Tucker? Joe? Whom did you choose as the biggest braggart and blowhard of 2024?
The Departure Lounge
From Oscar winners and auteurs to sex therapists and littérateurs, the year’s departed—condensed into one sentence
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Bezos and Zuck are sucking up, Prince Andrew is letting Britain down, and it’s all Greek to Kimberly Guilfoyle
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Bashar al-Assad flees, Juan Soto increases his fees, and the Trump nominees continue to displease
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The Trump nominees pile up, Elon Musk gets down, and Matt Gaetz circles the drain
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Mark Zuckerberg raps, Whoopi Goldberg spats, and Sarah Palin strikes back
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Elon Musk’s wealth becomes engorged, Prince Andrew receives a mysterious handout, and Anthony Weiner exposes himself (to ridicule) yet again
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Donald Trump triumphs, Elon Musk gloats, and Tucker Carlson gets mauled by a demon (at last!)
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Donald Trump rallies, Jeff Bezos censors, and Timothée Chalamet multiplies
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Marjorie Taylor Greene sells conspiracies, Elon Musk buys votes, and Donald Trump slings fries (and lies)
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Donald Trump gets down, Kristi Noem sucks up, and Elon Musk fibs widely
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Elon Musk is jumping for Trump, Ron DeSantis is ghosting Kamala, and King Charles is shrieking with fear
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Melania Trump breaks her silence, Boris Johnson justifies his past, and Prince Harry disappoints his backers
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Elon Musk spats with a warlord, Donald Trump struggles with a gender, and Mark Robinson swears he’s not what he said he is on a porn site
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Elon Musk is failing, Donald Trump is flailing, and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is whaling
