George Kalogerakis
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Donald Trump goes low, Elon Musk goes Sieg heil!, and Mark Zuckerberg goes so macho
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Elon Musk is in a frenzy, Steve Bannon is green with envy, and Mark Zuckerberg seeks “masculine energy”
A Short, Sordid History of Prince Andrew
From pedophile pals to a teddy-bear obsession, Randy Andy’s life story—condensed into one sentence
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Elon Musk is sticking his oar in, George Santos is enduring, and Matt Gaetz is concerned about his contouring
The Attention Whore of the Year Awards
Elon? Tucker? Joe? Whom did you choose as the biggest braggart and blowhard of 2024?
The Departure Lounge
From Oscar winners and auteurs to sex therapists and littérateurs, the year’s departed—condensed into one sentence
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Bezos and Zuck are sucking up, Prince Andrew is letting Britain down, and it’s all Greek to Kimberly Guilfoyle
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Bashar al-Assad flees, Juan Soto increases his fees, and the Trump nominees continue to displease
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The Trump nominees pile up, Elon Musk gets down, and Matt Gaetz circles the drain
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Mark Zuckerberg raps, Whoopi Goldberg spats, and Sarah Palin strikes back
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Elon Musk’s wealth becomes engorged, Prince Andrew receives a mysterious handout, and Anthony Weiner exposes himself (to ridicule) yet again
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Donald Trump triumphs, Elon Musk gloats, and Tucker Carlson gets mauled by a demon (at last!)
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Donald Trump rallies, Jeff Bezos censors, and Timothée Chalamet multiplies
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Marjorie Taylor Greene sells conspiracies, Elon Musk buys votes, and Donald Trump slings fries (and lies)
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Donald Trump gets down, Kristi Noem sucks up, and Elon Musk fibs widely
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Elon Musk is jumping for Trump, Ron DeSantis is ghosting Kamala, and King Charles is shrieking with fear
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Melania Trump breaks her silence, Boris Johnson justifies his past, and Prince Harry disappoints his backers
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Elon Musk spats with a warlord, Donald Trump struggles with a gender, and Mark Robinson swears he’s not what he said he is on a porn site
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Elon Musk is failing, Donald Trump is flailing, and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is whaling
Prince Harry vs. Donald Trump
How similar are the Prince of Wails and the Complainer in Chief? Let us count the ways
Dylan
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Tucker Carlson doubts the Holocaust, Melania Trump believes the conspiracies, and Donald Trump is certain someone is eating America’s pets
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J. D. Vance wants women to be segregated, the Sussexes want to be rehabilitated, and the Ramones need to be separated
The View from Here
From bare-chested push-ups to a dead bear in Central Park, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s doomed presidential campaign—condensed into one sentence
