A squeaker. Donald Trump broke his three-week losing streak and earned (that, as always, is an understatement) his 50th career Attention-Whore victory with 29.2 percent of your votes. The perennially aggrieved Prince Harry, going on again about his family on television, was a close second (26.9 percent). They were trailed by a cluster of impressive also-rans: the A.W.I. mainstay Marjorie Taylor Greene (11.8 percent); that formidable annual contender known collectively as the Met Gala (10.5 percent); unqualified, science-averse health honcho Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (9.5 percent); and the sporadically literate secretary of education, Linda McMahon (7.9 percent).
This week’s slate in a moment, but first:
