It must have been that new, branded scent (plus a thousand other offenses), because in last week’s competition, Donald Trump had no competition to speak of: he won 56.3 percent of your vote. Kristi Noem, the Secretary of Photo Ops & Nominal Security, was a distant second (19.8 percent). The rest of a strong field—Elon Musk, Eric Trump, Elise Stefanik, et al.—trailed badly, although we haven’t heard the last of them. Because, after all, it isn’t every week that someone can launch Trump Fragrances—“all about Winning, Strength, and Success”—and ride that giddy olfactory crest to victory.
Who will be our next top stinker? Let’s get to it. But first:
