Enjoying America’s golden age so far? Just checking. Because not everyone is. The annual World Happiness Report placed the United States 24th among nations, its lowest ranking yet. Finland was first. So was Donald Trump, here in the Attention-Whore Index—for once he could claim an actual landslide, having received 58.1 percent of your vote. The ubiquitous Sussexes, who have come on strong of late, came in second (17.5 percent), and Elon Musk, compared to whom Meghan and Harry seem like hermits, finished third (15.2 percent).
No doubt there are good times just around the corner, but first:
