With the Bezos-Sánchez nuptials fast approaching, Donald Trump knew he had to make hay and claim the spotlight while he could. And he did, winning last week’s A.W.I. poll with 37 percent of your votes. Sending troops into a major American city on the flimsiest of pretexts, along with the usual clutch of garden-variety Trumpian offenses, certainly helped. Second place went to the Sussexes, a strong showing (31.5 percent) that AIR MAIL analysts feel had less to do with that delivery-room twerking video (which, tragically, we’ll never be able to unsee) than the public’s simple, abiding hope that the couple would at this point just … go … away.
Third place belonged to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., busier than ever promoting his MACA agenda—Make America Contagious Again—with 10.2 percent. And it’s gratifying to confirm multiple votes for “multiple”—in fact, that linguistic plague outpolled even Elon Musk. (Note to the temporarily chastened billionaire: licking your wounds is fine, but it won’t get you far in A.W.I.)
