Lauren Sánchez, so long an A.W.I. bridesmaid but never a bride—until this year. Sánchez won this thing for the second time in six weeks with 31.4 percent of your votes, on the strength of—how fitting—her hen party in Paris. (Dare we hope for more victories? The wedding is still ahead.) Sánchez’s win was impressive, given that the runner-up, Donald Trump (27.7 percent), had a banner week, with his appalling Oval Office ambush of yet another head of state, his corrupto—sorry, crypto—dinner, and his paranoid, middle-of-the-night posting about “BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.... BEYONCÉ.... OPRAH, AND BONO???”
Kristi Noem was third (18.3 percent), and let’s give a warm A.W.I. welcome to newcomers Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson (fourth, with 14 percent). On to this week’s poll, but first:
