Alone on the entire planet, only Donald Trump’s stock seems to be going up, and only here in the Attention-Whore Index. Last week a wide range of spotlight seekers, from Marine Le Pen to Kelsey Grammer, did their best to dislodge him from the top spot, but nothing doing. Even the chatty Cory Booker (who we think might still be speaking before the Senate) could draw only 8 percent of A.W.I. voters, for fourth place. Elon Musk—a tanking stock in human(ish) shape—was third (11.2 percent), the conspiracy-buff Trump whisperer Laura Loomer was second (15.4 percent), and first, with 51 percent, was the Orange Inevitable.
There’s a new slate of candidates below, but first:
