It was hardly a Revelation, in our book, when A.W.I.’s Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse galloped off well ahead of the pack last week. Actually, Three Horsemen and One Horse-duchess: Donald Trump won (35.2 percent), followed by Meghan Markle (22.5 percent), J. D. Vance (20.2 percent), and Elon Musk (11.3 percent). Will the members of that unappetizing quartet turn out to be harbingers of Conquest, War, Famine, and Death? We hope not. The concepts they currently embody—respectively: Stupidity, Cluelessness, Self-Regard, and Wildly Misplaced Overconfidence—are bad enough.
On to our new poll, but first:
