The Attention-Whore Index
You can’t keep a good blowhard down. Some old familiars are back competing for your attention, but which one is worthy of your vote? You decide!
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A bankrupt Swiss bank? A perp-walking ex-president? Sometimes the world seems topsy-turvy, but, thankfully, the royals are bickering as usual. Vote now on this week’s biggest attention suck! Plus: global news you might have missed
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A warlord, a king, and a short-fingered vulgarian compete for the No. 1 ranking. Which blackguard rules them all? Plus: strange news from across the world
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This week sees the return of the prodigal prince to the top of the Index. Can he be overthrown by an even more querulous windbag? You decide!
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This week’s dross rising to the top includes some old familiar names causing all-new commotions. Who is the unworthiest? You decide!
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Will it be a familiar old contemptible or a striking new pretender who claims your attention this week? The decision is yours!
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We have a new champion, but will his fabulations keep the other poseurs at bay? The decision is up to you!
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As Harry’s revelations abate, will Prince Andrew keep the No. 1 ranking in the family? Or will some other new swankpot claim the win? You decide!
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Can King Charles, Joe Biden, and others block Prince Harry from a sixth straight win? The decision is yours!
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Can anyone stop Prince Harry’s run of victories? Kevin Spacey and others make their move. But the decision is up to you!
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Can anyone dethrone Harry as he looks for his third straight No. 1 ranking? It’s up to you! Plus: news of the week that’s not to be missed
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Can professional victims HarMeg™ once again hang on to their No. 1 ranking? It’s up to them. But also up to you! Plus: news of the week that’s not to be missed
The Munchausen Candidate?
Move over, Donald Trump—George Santos might just be the greatest fabulist ever elected
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Can professional victims HarMeg™ hang on to their No. 1 ranking? It’s up to them. But also up to you! Plus: news not to be missed
Introducing the Attention-Whore Index!
Who deserves the No. 1 spot? Goodness knows, there’s a lot of competition: Harry and Meghan? Ye? Trump? You decide! Plus: News not to be missed
The Week in Review
Marie Kondo’s a mess, the French have lost their sex drive, and more …
New Clues in the Notorious Lord Lucan Murders?
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Cracking the Code of Taylor Swift
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The Flimflam Man from Rogue Agent Gets Shipped Home
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Controversy over The Crown (the Show, Not Charles)
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Is Something Amiss at One of Paris’s Great Restaurants?
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Spend It Like Beckham? The Soccer Star’s Money Scandal
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