It was bound to happen eventually: a tie for first place in our weekly Attention-Whore scramble. Donald Trump and the Extended Sussex Clan each polled 27.9 percent. (Marjorie Taylor Greene and Liz Truss were third and fourth, with 16.8 percent and 11.6 percent, respectively.) It’s a testimony to Trump’s dominance in this event that it took a passel of Sussexes, including an estranged half-brother sounding off on YouTube, to exhaust us all as much as Trump routinely does and hold him to a draw. Truly, it’s an honor just to be alive when giants like Trump roam the earth—stooped, shuffling, scowling, and (because we’ll never tire of saying it) in the dock.
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
