It’s all in the family! The shark-obsessed Donald Trump; his NATO-bashing son-in-law, Jared Kushner; and Steve Bannon—a kind of honorary oddball uncle for the Trumps—among them received an impressive three-quarters of readers’ votes last week. (The breakdown: 37 percent, 24.4 percent, and 13.1 percent, respectively.) Even New York governor Kathy Hochul’s bold initiative to preserve Manhattan’s storied gridlock and distinctive vehicle-exhaust bouquet was good for only 10.1 percent and fourth place.

The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …