Emily Dickinson and Nikki Haley were the only two competitors to finish way out of the running in last week’s Attention-Whore Index. The other six were separated by just 19 percentage points in what was perhaps the most evenly distributed Index ever: Donald Trump (dictator buff), 27.3 percent; Mukesh Ambani (billionaire party host), 16.7 percent; Prince Andrew (grandstanding funeral mourner), 16.3 percent; Donald Trump Jr. (self-proclaimed hero to Black American men), 15.7 percent; Gary Goldsmith (Kate Middleton’s overly sharing uncle), 10.5 percent; and Joe Biden (aviator-wearing youngster), 8.7 percent.
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
