Having briefly staked out significant Attention-Whore turf on the strength of his achievements in the field of Putin lapdoggery, Tucker Carlson suddenly found himself coming up short with new transgressions, thus leaving the A.W.I. field open for a familiar very stable genius to lumber ahead. Hence: Donald Trump, 39.4 percent; Bianca Censori, 23.1 percent; Marjorie Taylor Greene, 12.5 percent. Welcome to the competition, Ms. Censori, and welcome back, Ms. Greene—we expect to hear lots more from both of you. And a tip of the hat to February, whose greedy claim to an additional day earned the month a fourth-place finish (9.4 percent).
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
