Donald Trump put a decisive end to several straight weeks of feeble Attention Whore performances with a whopping 53.1 percent of your votes. Being declared a convicted felon 34 times over will do that. Martha-Ann Alito finished a distant second, though there have been weeks where her 19.6 percent would have put her solidly in contention. Bad timing!
So where to from here? The pundits are certain the presidential campaign has changed; the pundits are also certain it hasn’t. We’ll go out on a limb and declare that the Attention-Whore Index has either been utterly upended, or not. Because it doesn’t matter what any of us thinks: this week, and also on November 5, it’s up to the voters.