Sweet: last week’s poll was topped by two men who think, first and foremost, of their wives. Supreme Court justice Samuel Alito, having instantly and conveniently blamed his wife for the awkward flag flying on their lawn, pulled down 33 percent. As for the Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker, his mind went only to his better half when he looked out at a graduating class that included women who might be considering throwing their lives away on careers and such; that view earned him second place, with 20 percent. The House of Windsor proved they were back in fighting trim, finishing third, with 12 percent. Intermittently gagged Donald Trump continued his sub-par recent ways with a measly 9 percent. But we suspect it’s just the calm before the storm.
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
