Last week’s top A.W.I. finishers were the Supreme Court (excesses thereof, 36.6 percent) and Joe Biden (intransigence thereof, 32.3 percent). They were far, far ahead of the pack, which, despite the presence of several reliable Attention-Whore luminaries, couldn’t keep pace: in fact, a feeble 9.3 percent was still good enough for a third-place tie between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Donald Trump.

It’s been a slow news cycle since then. But we might as well check in, just in case anyone’s been causing a stir.