By remaining arrogant, reckless, and Nazi-curious (“Hitler didn’t murder millions of people”), Elon Musk also remained competitive—even though his solid 28.2 percent in our most recent A.W.I. poll put him well behind Donald Trump (47.9 percent). It seems that vengeful, scattershot, chaotic “governance” in the service of destroying American democracy, tanking the economy, and laying waste to the West will earn you major Attention-Whore points. Third place (14.1 percent) went to the Markles, Meghan’s estranged family, who are always there to provide an embittered, if justified, sound bite when one is needed.
On to this week’s fresh hell, but first:
