As the already failing Trump administration (the second one, and possibly not the last) lurched into month three, there is one area where it continues to excel: this poll. Last week, the Trump cohort swept the top spots. Pete Hegseth and Mike Waltz—clueless, reckless, predictably defiant—won (46 percent) on the strength of their penchant for oversharing classified information. The 47th president and, what do you know, 47-time Attention-Whore Index winner Donald Trump had to settle for runner-up (23.9 percent). But here come the Vances! The second couple’s much-vaunted trip to Greenland—so brief it was essentially a layover as they traveled a circuitous route from one part of Washington, D.C., to another part of Washington, D.C.—earned them 13.8 percent and third place. (Fourth and fifth? The firms of Bezos, Sanchez and Paul, Weiss.)
Who will it be this time? Let’s vote. But first:
