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“henry alford”
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Henry Alford’s “This or That”
A pop quiz of cultural phenomena
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15 Reasons Gavin Newsom Should Be President
With Proposition 50 re-drawing California’s congressional map in favor of the Democrats, we count the reasons why the governor is a serious presidential contender
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15 Reasons Pete Buttigieg Should Be President
With no clear Democratic front-runner, could the former secretary of transportation be the party’s next presidential nominee? We count the reasons why
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I Dream of Joni
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His Name Is “Dr. Zee”
Mark Zuckerberg: from entitled nerd in flip-flops to … Bond villain?
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How to Not Commit Suicide in Russia
Even if you’re one of Vladimir Putin’s allies, you stand a good chance of catching a fatal case of the glums
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Tucker Carlson, Hollywood Sensitivity Coach?
What if the Fox News host switched jobs?
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And Five, Six, Seven, Eight!
Lovers of Sondheim bolted to this gritty piano bar in Greenwich Village to grieve—and sing!
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The Met Ball Hall of … Fame?
If you thought this year’s event looked like a cross between Halloween and the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, you aren’t alone. They don’t call it the “Costume” Institute for nothing
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What If …
WeWork’s flamed-out founder, Adam Neumann, were made head of the World Bank?
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What if … Ben and Jennifer Recoupled Annually?
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What if … Gordon Ramsay Were Your Office Manager?
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What if … the Queen Enters the Dating Scene?
Single and ready to mingle
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What if … Ivanka and Meghan Ran Together in 2024?
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What If … Your Dentist Was Marjorie Taylor Greene?
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What if Rudy and Don Jr. appeared in the musical Chicago?
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What If … Peter Morgan’s Sequel to The Crown Were The Trump?
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Anarchists in the Kitchen?
What if The Great British Bake Off were an Antifa sleeper cell?
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Lindsey Graham Serves a Stiff One
What if he loses his Senate seat and opens a slightly dowdy gay bar called Feathers?
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Flunkies
What if Trump’s pardoned miscreants all had to teach grade school?
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What if … Cher Were Postmaster General?
She’s been trying to volunteer at her Malibu post office. What might happen if she got the top job?
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No-Brain Teaser
A few questions that should have been on the cognitive test Trump boasts he “aced”
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The (Kanye) West Wing
Imagining his first 100 days
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“Kanye West Put the Kardashian Sisters to Open the Dictionary!”
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