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July 20, 2024
Henry Alford’s “This or That”
A pop quiz of cultural phenomena
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Henry Alford
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February 15, 2025
I Dream of Joni
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Jim Kelly
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March 2, 2024
His Name Is “Dr. Zee”
Mark Zuckerberg: from entitled nerd in flip-flops to … Bond villain?
By
Henry Alford
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February 25, 2023
How to Not Commit Suicide in Russia
Even if you’re one of Vladimir Putin’s allies, you stand a good chance of catching a fatal case of the glums
By
Henry Alford
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May 14, 2022
Tucker Carlson, Hollywood Sensitivity Coach?
What if the Fox News host switched jobs?
By
Henry Alford
Culture
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December 4, 2021
And Five, Six, Seven, Eight!
Lovers of Sondheim bolted to this gritty piano bar in Greenwich Village to grieve—and sing!
By
Henry Alford
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September 18, 2021
The Met Ball Hall of … Fame?
If you thought this year’s event looked like a cross between Halloween and the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, you aren’t alone. They don’t call it the “Costume” Institute for nothing
By
Henry Alford
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July 24, 2021
What If …
WeWork’s flamed-out founder, Adam Neumann, were made head of the World Bank?
By
Henry Alford
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June 5, 2021
What if … Ben and Jennifer Recoupled Annually?
By
Henry Alford
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May 22, 2021
What if … Gordon Ramsay Were Your Office Manager?
By
Henry Alford
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April 24, 2021
What if … the Queen Enters the Dating Scene?
Single and ready to mingle
By
Henry Alford
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March 20, 2021
What if … Ivanka and Meghan Ran Together in 2024?
By
Henry Alford
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February 6, 2021
What If … Your Dentist Was Marjorie Taylor Greene?
By
Henry Alford
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December 19, 2020
What if Rudy and Don Jr. appeared in the musical
Chicago
?
By
Henry Alford
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December 12, 2020
What If … Peter Morgan’s Sequel to
The Crown
Were
The Trump
?
By
Henry Alford
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October 10, 2020
Anarchists in the Kitchen?
What if
The Great British Bake Off
were an Antifa sleeper cell?
By
Henry Alford
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October 3, 2020
Lindsey Graham Serves a Stiff One
What if he loses his Senate seat and opens a slightly dowdy gay bar called Feathers?
By
Henry Alford
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September 26, 2020
Flunkies
What if Trump’s pardoned miscreants all had to teach grade school?
By
Henry Alford
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September 5, 2020
What if … Cher Were Postmaster General?
She’s been trying to volunteer at her Malibu post office. What might happen if she got the top job?
By
Henry Alford
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July 25, 2020
No-Brain Teaser
A few questions that should have been on the cognitive test Trump boasts he “aced”
By
Henry Alford
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July 18, 2020
The (Kanye) West Wing
Imagining his first 100 days
By
Henry Alford
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February 29, 2020
“Kanye West Put the Kardashian Sisters to Open the Dictionary!”
Recent headlines and quotations from international glossies, courtesy of Google Translate
By
Henry Alford
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July 27, 2019
Second-Class Goopsters
Thanks to Goop for Men, now the average guy can feel just as bad about his physical self as women do
By
Henry Alford