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“I hate it when they pander to the TikTok vote.”
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“Disgraceful! A message in a bottle—in a
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“My compliments on the soup.”
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freedom.”
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“In a bipartisan surprise, the U.S. Congress has changed ‘United States of America’ to just ‘States of America.’”
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“Wait, how long have you had that?”
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“How do you know this stuff isn’t stolen from a raccoon?”
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