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Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Just an FYI before we go up to the meeting: Filkens, the one who ran all the Zooms, her head is way smaller than you’re expecting.”
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“I found a vicious sidekick. Can I pleeeease keep him?”
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“I am an unstoppable force of nature, I am not defined by my past, and I make a chermoula paste that will blow your friggin’ mind!”
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“Oh, God, it’s the Herefords. Pretend you don’t see them.”
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“I don’t need another pillow. Thank you, though.”
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“What is it about a T-shirt cannon that says ‘foreplay’ to you?”
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“Goodness, this interview sure consists of an unusual number of hypothetical questions about how to hide a corpse.”
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“We find the defendant guilty of gaslighting, lovebombing, and first-degree breadcrumbing.”
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“I sympathize. It’s weird for me, too.”
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“Hello, ma’am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought, ‘Why not me?’ … ”
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“And do you, Brian, pledge to listen attentively and offer no analysis or solutions of any kind, unless explicitly asked to do so?”
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“Well, team, we’ve been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler.”
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