“No, Jim, you don’t point to the lady you mugged.”
Small Talk
“I thought a fun runner might be humanity making the same mistakes over and over, but each time they’re like, ‘Whoa, we’re not doing that again!’”
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“Today’s news comes to you in our station’s new typeface, Tragic Sans.”
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“We leave enough for the business to survive—we’re gangsters, not private-equity monsters.”
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“This one’s just right!”
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“For the last time, I’m not mad—this is just my face.”
Small Talk
“Who’s the new guy?”
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“I sure wish they hadn’t cut funding for paddles.”
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“Did I miss anything?”
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“Save me a spot.”
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“Now that you’re semi-nude under garish lighting with a total stranger in an environment synonymous with illness and death, let’s take your blood pressure to see if it’s normal.”
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“I want to ask, where do you steal your ideas?”
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“O.K., whose turn is it to throw the ball?”
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“This is your captain speaking. We may hit some turbulence as I write ‘Marry Me, Samantha’ in the sky for a few extra bucks.”
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How to really train your dragon.
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“I know this is a meeting about gambling, but maybe we should talk about our hats.”
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“He works at the corner market you’ve been going to for six years.”