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Small Talk
Small Talk
“He works at the corner market you’ve been going to for six years.”
“He works at the corner market you’ve been going to for six years.”
Small Talk
“All the shopping bags are made of cloth, and all the clothes are made of plastic.”
“All the shopping bags are made of cloth, and all the clothes are made of plastic.”
Small Talk
“Please remind me of who we’re having dinner with tonight and what we can, and can’t, talk about?”
“Please remind me of who we’re having dinner with tonight and what we can, and can’t, talk about?”
Small Talk
“She had her own special way of saying things.”
“She had her own special way of saying things.”
Small Talk
“In nicer news, a tiny kitten kissed a puppy while people filming it giggled.”
“In nicer news, a tiny kitten kissed a puppy while people filming it giggled.”
Small Talk
“Write what you know. No more romance novels about beef bourguignon.”
“Write what you know. No more romance novels about beef bourguignon.”
Small Talk
“I’m having a good day because a sales clerk told me to.”
“I’m having a good day because a sales clerk told me to.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Private Eye
Small Talk
“I don’t know. Call your grandfather.”
“I don’t know. Call your grandfather.”
Small Talk
“Oh, they were something called the ‘scales of justice,’ but back around 2025 people started using them for ashtrays.”
“Oh, they were something called the ‘scales of justice,’ but back around 2025 people started using them for ashtrays.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I’m in for satire. How about you?”
“I’m in for satire. How about you?”
Small Talk
“Never bring a swordfish to a narwhal fight.”
“Never bring a swordfish to a narwhal fight.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Vote? I’m rich—I use my money to influence the government.”
“Vote? I’m rich—I use my money to influence the government.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“O.K., we’re off to a lucky day one.”
“O.K., we’re off to a lucky day one.”
Small Talk
“Why can’t you use the special little cat couch I got you?”
“Why can’t you use the special little cat couch I got you?”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“On the plus side, we can really use the rain.”
“On the plus side, we can really use the rain.”
Small Talk
“I think I can handle kids splashing myself.”
“I think I can handle kids splashing myself.”