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Small Talk
“There goes our security deposit.”
“There goes our security deposit.”
Small Talk
“Try to make friends—but don’t make friends with kids whose parents want to be my friend.”
“Try to make friends—but don’t make friends with kids whose parents want to be my friend.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“This is a real game changer.”
“This is a real game changer.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I thought I’d outlive my enemies, but I keep making new ones.”
“I thought I’d outlive my enemies, but I keep making new ones.”
Small Talk
“Sorry—no unboxing videos.”
“Sorry—no unboxing videos.”
Small Talk
“Reckon we’ll ever be ravaged by the ills of gentrification?”
“Reckon we’ll ever be ravaged by the ills of gentrification?”
Small Talk
“I’m telling you, man—it was all staged. A cow never really jumped over the moon.”
“I’m telling you, man—it was all staged. A cow never really jumped over the moon.”
Small Talk
“My parents make me run this Fortune 500 company so that it looks good for college.”
“My parents make me run this Fortune 500 company so that it looks good for college.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Let the record show, that’s what she said.”
“Let the record show, that’s what she said.”
Small Talk
“I don’t know her name, but this broken glass slipper is a clue. That, and the trail of blood.”
“I don’t know her name, but this broken glass slipper is a clue. That, and the trail of blood.”
Small Talk
“We’ll use a heart-shaped box and unload all the flavors no one likes.”
“We’ll use a heart-shaped box and unload all the flavors no one likes.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Let’s try giving him a peace prize.”
“Let’s try giving him a peace prize.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s a 15-minute recipe, so dinner should be ready in two hours.”
“It’s a 15-minute recipe, so dinner should be ready in two hours.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“The Games section is how they lure you in!”
“The Games section is how they lure you in!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Heads—I’II become the golden child who gives you a lifelong inferiority complex. Tails—I’ll become the screwup who leaves you with all of the responsibilities.”
“Heads—I’II become the golden child who gives you a lifelong inferiority complex. Tails—I’ll become the screwup who leaves you with all of the responsibilities.”
Small Talk
“Listen up. We unload the frankincense and the myrrh, and we don’t know nothin’ about no gold. Capiche? ”
“Listen up. We unload the frankincense and the myrrh, and we don’t know nothin’ about no gold. Capiche? ”
Small Talk
“I start every year vowing not to make the same mistakes. That’s my first mistake.”
“I start every year vowing not to make the same mistakes. That’s my first mistake.”