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“Double-breasted is making a comeback.”
“Sometimes I question his priorities.”
“Hey, let’s mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop.”
“Oh, no, you read it right—the sign said ‘matinee,’ but also, it’s in manatee.”
“Look, there’s even more buttons and stuff up there.”
“Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty.”
“I don’t like losing control and murdering people, but I’ve grown quite partial to the hat.”
Five seconds before the first Turducken.