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Small Talk
“We’ll use a heart-shaped box and unload all the flavors no one likes.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Let’s try giving him a peace prize.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“It’s a 15-minute recipe, so dinner should be ready in two hours.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“The Games section is how they lure you in!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Heads—I’II become the golden child who gives you a lifelong inferiority complex. Tails—I’ll become the screwup who leaves you with all of the responsibilities.”
Small Talk
“Listen up. We unload the frankincense and the myrrh, and we don’t know nothin’ about no gold. Capiche? ”
Small Talk
“I start every year vowing not to make the same mistakes. That’s my first mistake.”