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“To find the body, we are sending out joggers, dogwalkers, and kids playing Frisbee to stumble upon it in a formulaic but gripping manner.”
“You spend your whole life playing checkers and feeling uncool and then one day—bam!”
“Offering free Wi-Fi was genius.”
Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.
“You won’t be needing that book, young lady!”
“You call that having a little work done?”
“It’s not the timing of our relationship that’s wrong. It’s the lighting.”
“We’re waiting to have kids until Ted grows up.”
“An excessive salary is nice, but it’s hard to beat exorbitant bonuses.”