The Wicked Witch Is Dead!
Dogs everywhere, rejoice! Kristi Noem, U.S. secretary of homeland security and confessed puppy murderer, has been given the boot. Here, we take one last look at her career
Happy Volk-entine’s Day!
Stephen Miller’s new line of candy hearts are guaranteed to make pure blood run hot
Hot Takes
A handy digest of recent media coverage concerning the Epstein files
The Alternative Super Bowl Halftime Show
Turning Point USA is hosting a conservative alternative to the Bad Bunny–headlining Super Bowl halftime show. AIR MAIL has all the details
Rule, Britannia!
After 250 years, King Charles has made the shrewd decision to revoke America’s independence
The Cellblock A-List
You never know who you’ll meet in prison! Nicolás Maduro has just been admitted to Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center, a jail so historically filled with the famous it practically has a velvet rope outside it
