The New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks will face off next Sunday in Super Bowl LX. But another battle will unfold at halftime as Puerto Rican pop star Bad Bunny vies for the attention of Middle America with Turning Point USA, the late Charlie Kirk’s conservative organization, which claims to be airing its own All-American Halftime Show. Turning Point USA has yet to publicly announce its lineup or location despite the game being just a week away. Fortunately, AIR MAIL has gotten its hands on a provisional run of show.
8:00 p.m.—Bald eagle carries Carrie Underwood into stadium as she sings the national anthem. Fighter jets spell out Trump in red, white, and blue. Pete Hegseth begins doing push-ups onstage.
