Many Americans believe White House deputy chief of staff for policy and homeland-security adviser Stephen Miller is a cruel, ruthless maniac intent on turning the country into an authoritarian ethno-state. Others take a less kind view of the man. But the sentiments on his new line of Valentine’s candy suggest that under Miller’s thin skin beats the heart of a true romantic. See for yourself!
I Have U
Under Surveillance
Be Mein
Bald fascists
Make the Best Lovers
Show Me Ur Papers
& I’ll Show U Mine
Xenophobia
Makes Me Hot
U Make Me
Self-Deport
in My Pants
Say Yes
(or Else)
I Can Search U
Without a Warrant
Come Hither
(Valid U.S. Passport Required)
Mon Amour
Speak English
U & Me 2026
Trump 2028
John Ficarra is a former editor of Mad magazine