The world was shocked when Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced that they are moving back to the United Kingdom after six years living in the U.S. Is it concern over King Charles III’s health? A strategic career move? Homesickness for the weather? No one knows for sure why the Sussexes are heading back across the pond, but there’s no shortage of theories and explanations.
- The couple feel they’ve outgrown their seven-acre, nine-bedroom, 16-bathroom dump in Montecito.
- They miss the warmth and raucous humor of Charles and Camilla.
- There are only so many unannounced drop-ins by Oprah that a couple can take.
- Even for a couple worth a reported $60 million, affordability in America is an issue.
- Harry and Meghan are worried that if they remain in the U.S., their kids won’t be able to get all their childhood vaccinations.
- The royal couple came to the realization that it’s only a matter of time before ICE agents round them up and throw them in a deportation camp.
- Trump was getting too monarchical, even for them.
- Meghan fears that once Trump is out of office, Natalie Harp will fix her sights on Harry.
- Turns out the U.S. is just as racist as the U.K.
- There’s a really good deal on airfare to London if they book now and travel before September 15.
- Netflix is cutting them off.
- In a twist no one saw coming, Harry now admits he kinda misses the British paparazzi.
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Harry wants his kids to get to know their great-uncle, the man formerly known as Prince Andrew.
John Ficarra is a former editor of Mad magazine
