All That Glitters Isn’t Gold
Trump’s garish redecoration of the White House rivals the interior-design tastes of Saddam Hussein and King Midas
Elon Musk’s Pre-Election Thoughts
The SpaceX billionaire lambastes the Dems’ crooked agenda and shares his plans to colonize Mars
The Melania Diaries
The former First Lady recalls the moments—and, more importantly, the “unforgettable ensembles”—that will stay with her forever
Trumping for Britain
Nigel Farage, the English far-right populist and friend of Trump, pauses from celebrating his recent election to Parliament to rail against the woke elite’s hold on … mathematics
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
As Virgin Atlantic celebrates its 40th anniversary, Richard Branson pauses from ruling his empire to reveal a few of his favorite things
Randy Andy Goes Postal
The grubbing and wheedling correspondence of Prince Andrew and Fergie
Feeding Frenzy
Post-Putin, Tucker Carlson interviews Jaws, the shark
Drawing a Blank
Fergie guest-hosts the ill-fated British chat show This Morning, offering underwhelming relationship advice and struggling to read the teleprompter
Prince Harry’s Burn Book
His next tell-all spares no one, not even the corgis
Whine O’Clock
Just in time for next week’s return of Archetypes … What if Meghan Markle and First Lady Imelda Marcos reclaimed the word “diva” and didn’t kiss any frogs?
Fame Monster
Top royal-watcher Tina Brown has V.I.P., front-row, all-access passes to the Queen of England. Ish ...
The Fifth Beatle
While John, Paul, George, and Ringo became the most recognizable names in the world, Brian Epstein worked behind the scenes to keep the boys together. Nearly 60 years on, we revisit his memoir
White Man for the Job
Jeremy Clarkson gets out the Farrow & Ball. Sort of …
The Duchess of York’s Bodice Ripper
On the release of Fergie’s romance novel, we share a preview of what’s to come. Or so we think …
Advice-by-Numbers
Professor and clinical psychologist Jordan B. Peterson shares his red-hot rules for life
Double Duchess
Could Fergie be the role model Meghan’s been searching for?
Sex and the Ambitious Girl
Imagining what goes on in the mind of rich-husband collector Barbara Amiel
When Harry Met Netflix
On the heels of Harry and Meghan’s multi-million-dollar Hollywood deal, we imagine what’s behind the grasping. And what’s to come
Platitudes and Gratitude
Are you fluent in Markle-speak? Take the test!
Wellness Formula
The relaxation guru behind the cool-as-cucumbers personalities of Rudy Giuliani and Gordon Ramsay reveals her secrets for keeping loose and carrying on
The Sussex Manifesto
An update on Harry and Meghan’s dynamic new roles as they transition to international philanthropreneurs and role models for change
Downton Abbey: The Five-Minute Version
Condensed, with perhaps one or two liberties taken. Still, the reading time is 118 minutes less than the film’s running time
