She was famed globally for her ear-to-bling-laden-ear grin, and who could blame her? Soon to be celebrating her 96th birthday, Her Majesty had it all.
More famous than rapidly-fading scraggy-handed Material Girl Madonna, wealthier than pneumatic Kim Kardashian, and more powerful than has-been former First Lady Melania Trump, at 95, Elizabeth II had blown her closest rivals out the water with the hand-grenade of breeding.
