Ted Heller
When Harry Met WeSpeak Who spoke the woke salad first? Prince Harry, WeWork’s co-grifter Rebekah Neumann, or … ?
Louisa May Alcott’s Little Cis Women Imagine what might happen if the wokerati decide to retitle other great books, plays, and movies
Locked Out. But Perhaps LinkedIn Imagining how Ivanka, Eric, and Stephen Miller market themselves, post–White House
The Idiot Box Meets Its Match Trump has threatened to start a TV network if he loses the election. So what would that look like?
Her Royal Deepness Can you tell the real Meghan Markle–isms from the fake? Test your Sussex Squad cred with this quiz!
Prescription Dubs
Can you tell your pharmaceuticals from your pop stars? Really? A quiz
The Unpublished Verse
of Donald Trump
“I think that I shall never see,
a poem lovely as a wall … ”
