As expected, Donald Trump took top A.W.I. honors last week, his third straight win, pretty much confirming his status as the gold standard—or make that gold-plated standard—for Attention Whores. Though it wasn’t quite the landslide one might have expected: Trump got 36.6 percent of your votes, and was followed by Gwyneth Paltrow (22.6 percent), Harry and Meghan (12.8 percent), Emily Ratajkowski (12.3 percent), and, finally, a trio of politicians—Vladimir Putin, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Giorgia Meloni.
It’s up to all of you, but with no royals in sight Trump would seem to be the odds-on favorite to repeat this week, what with all the fingerprinting and arraignment activity. Is anyone else needy enough?