The Attention-Whore Index

You can’t keep a good blowhard down. Some old familiars are back competing for your attention, but which one is worthy of your vote? You decide!

Well, here’s something Donald Trump actually won, and for the second straight week, though he really has been pulling out all the stops recently, Attention-Whore-wise. Trump received 68.3 percent of your votes last week. The Royal Family, collectively, were a distant second with 8.6 percent, followed by Vladimir Putin, Rupert Murdoch, Emmanuel Macron, Ron DeSantis, Swiss banks, and Sarah Ferguson. Of course, what’s important is participating: in our eyes, they’re all winners.

The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …