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Small Talk
“I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Just turn off the director’s cut.”
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“It walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, but personally I have my doubts.”
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“He died doing what he loved.”
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“O.K., who can tell me what he did wrong?”
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“I guess that 30-days-of-clean-eating thing you’re doing really flushes out your ability to talk about anything else.”
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“I love the smell of unmitigated quagmire in the morning.”
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“Your mistake was being so hospitable to humans.”
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“I should be home at the regular time … unless the charges stick.”
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“I grew up in St. Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever since, but, sure, I guess technically I’m ‘from’ the Black Lagoon.”
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“Ice-age deniers.”
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“You keep saying apocalyptic, but I think you mean post-apocalyptic.”
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“Introspe-e-ec-shun!”
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“Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good.”
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“We can’t cure it, but with enough social pressure, we can get it canceled.”
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“I draw the line at flip-flop shares.”