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Small Talk
“I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Just turn off the director’s cut.”
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“It walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, but personally I have my doubts.”
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“He died doing what he loved.”
Small Talk
“O.K., who can tell me what he did wrong?”
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“I guess that 30-days-of-clean-eating thing you’re doing really flushes out your ability to talk about anything else.”
Small Talk
“I love the smell of unmitigated quagmire in the morning.”
Small Talk
“Your mistake was being so hospitable to humans.”
Small Talk
“I should be home at the regular time … unless the charges stick.”
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Small Talk
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“I grew up in St. Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever since, but, sure, I guess technically I’m ‘from’ the Black Lagoon.”
Small Talk
“Ice-age deniers.”
Small Talk
“You keep saying apocalyptic, but I think you mean post-apocalyptic.”
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Small Talk
“Introspe-e-ec-shun!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good.”
Small Talk
“We can’t cure it, but with enough social pressure, we can get it canceled.”
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Small Talk
“I draw the line at flip-flop shares.”