“We can’t cure it, but with enough social pressure, we can get it canceled.”
Small Talk
“Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Introspe-e-ec-shun!”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“You keep saying apocalyptic, but I think you mean post-apocalyptic.”
Small Talk
“Ice-age deniers.”
Small Talk
“I grew up in St. Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever since, but, sure, I guess technically I’m ‘from’ the Black Lagoon.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I should be home at the regular time … unless the charges stick.”
Small Talk
“Your mistake was being so hospitable to humans.”
Small Talk
“I love the smell of unmitigated quagmire in the morning.”
Small Talk
“I guess that 30-days-of-clean-eating thing you’re doing really flushes out your ability to talk about anything else.”
Small Talk
“O.K., who can tell me what he did wrong?”
Small Talk
“He died doing what he loved.”
Small Talk
“It walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, but personally I have my doubts.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
Small Talk
“I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Just turn off the director’s cut.”
