“Of course the cow jumped you for the promotion—the guy is a ruthless social climber. Nobody likes him. Look at that fake smile. You don’t want that life. Ugh, I’m sorry, man. Lunch on me today, O.K.? Whaddya want? You want Thai?”
Small Talk
“And I’m telling you it looks exactly like the picture. See?”
Small Talk
“It’s time you started thinking about your future, young man … ”
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“I don’t take off the mask until the third date.”
Small Talk
“Look, Keith, they kept our potting sheds!”
Small Talk
Working from home.
Small Talk
“There has to be a better way to remember the way back.”
Small Talk
“Hey, look! The restaurants are opening back up.”
Small Talk
“It’s getting hard to find a good public bathroom.”
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“It’s different when they’re your own.”
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“I only regret that I have but one life to lose to prove this is a hoax.”
Small Talk
“I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Just turn off the director’s cut.”
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“It walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, but personally I have my doubts.”
Small Talk
“He died doing what he loved.”
Small Talk
“O.K., who can tell me what he did wrong?”
Small Talk
“I guess that 30-days-of-clean-eating thing you’re doing really flushes out your ability to talk about anything else.”
Small Talk
“I love the smell of unmitigated quagmire in the morning.”
Small Talk
“Your mistake was being so hospitable to humans.”
Small Talk
“I should be home at the regular time … unless the charges stick.”
