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Simon Webster


It’s Lonely at the Top

Millions of adoring fans are no substitute for a single person who really gets it. Someone like me, for example

Godsmacked

Weeding out the Garden of Eden

Confessions of a Literalist

I don’t do simile. Metaphor is out of the question

Burning Love

A dating guide to Dante’s second circle of hell

Amicus Curious

Making a killing in the poetry biz to pursue the magic of briefs and appellate courts

Doomsday Goals

A pessimist prepares for a job interview