It’s no great shock that Ron DeSantis won his first A.W.I. title last week, with 31 percent of your votes. He’s been consistently strong of late, and, if his desperation increases, he’ll likely spend more and more time waving his arms and shouting, “Hey, over here!”—metaphorically and perhaps even literally. Marjorie Taylor Greene continues to poll well (24.4 percent, for second place), as does Elon Musk (15.5 percent). They were followed by Kristi Noem, George Santos, Emma Watson, A.I., and King Juan Carlos. Maybe the stragglers should consider launching the occasional rocket.
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
