A supreme effort by Clarence Thomas won him top A.W.I. honors for the first time. The ethically fluid justice earned 41.2 percent of your votes, with Marjorie Taylor Greene, the defending champion, placing second, with 20.1 percent. Donald Trump, who squandered an entire week without a single criminal indictment, dropped to third, with 16.1 percent. They were followed by Emmanuel Macron, the Dalai Lama, the collective royals, and Jill Biden.
The nominees in this week’s edition of the Attention-Whore Index Poll are …
